Where Comedy Meets High Performance Sales
David Kirk combines stand-up comedy, real-world sales experience, and live audience engagement to help roofing companies and sales teams become more confident communicators and better closers.
You're Not Losing Deals Because of Your Pitch...
You're Losing Them Because of Your Delivery.
Most sales training focuses on what to say.
David teaches you how to say it.
Because whether you're on stage or sitting at a kitchen table talking about a roof... you're still trying to win over the audience.
100s of Shows
Across the Midwest
Sharpened on Stage.
David Kirk is a Southern Illinois-based comedian known for turning real-life experiences, relationships, and everyday situations into sharp, relatable comedy.
He has worked with Hannibal Buress, Greg Warren, Sam Tallent, Fiona Cauley, Michael Palascak, Casey Rocket, Ryan Niemiller, Larry Reeb, Brent Terhune and many more. David is part of the Comic Invasion Live tour and TV project, co-creator of the Little Egypt Comedy Festival, and produces a monthly comedy show and open mic.
Real Sales Experience.
Real Results.
This isn't theory. This is real-world sales.
- 10+ years in roofing and in-home sales
- $1M+ in annual residential sales
- Sales Manager & Trainer experience
- Built and implemented sales systems and processes
- Extensive experience in storm restoration and insurance-based sales
$1M+ Producer
Annual Sales
Why Comedy Works in Sales
Comedians and salespeople do the exact same job.
Read the Room
Instantly gauge the audience's mood and adjust.
Build Trust
Connect quickly through authenticity and humor.
Handle Objections
Defuse tension and pivot naturally, like handling a heckler.
Natural Delivery
Deliver a message that feels conversational, not scripted.
The difference? Comedians practice this constantly.
David teaches sales teams how to apply these same principles to:
Roofing & Sales Training
Train your team to communicate better, connect faster, and close more deals.
In-person sales training
Team workshops
Ride-alongs & real-world coaching
Sales process development
Speaking engagements (sales + humor)
This is not boring sales training.
This is engaging, practical, and immediately usable.
About David
Stand-up comedian. Sales professional. Trainer.
David Kirk has built a career in both comedy and roofing sales—two worlds that rely on the same skill: connecting with people.
From performing on stage to closing deals at the kitchen table, David brings energy, authenticity, and humor into everything he does.
